Why do people hide birthday cards when they are passed out for people to sign? Is there an advantage to conveying the idea to the celebrant that their birthday means nothing to anyone? Who thought of the genius idea of pretending that we are so self-centered that we aren't even going to acknowledge your birthday. And then, SURPRISE, we are not heartless SOBs after all, we bought you a 3 dollar card (which we are expensing).
People that pass around greetings card in an incognito issue of Poz to appear natural need to go. That is about as natural as Joan River's face. Can we please have a come to jesus right now. On your birthday, you most likely will get a card that will be signed by your coworkers unless we have better things to do. And if that is the kiss, piss off, I probably don't like you that much anyway so I don't want to CELEBRATE your birth. Thanks Bye.
